VEGAS ODDS:

Thought about getting a BMW or Mercedes, but purchased this vehicle because you thought the other brands were too ostentatious: 2:1
There is smooth jazz playing from the stereo system 2:1
You rarely feel the need to rev up the engine when driving to your podiatry practice 3:1
Your wife/husband often criticizes you for being too passive, or not taking enough risks 4:1
When you pick up your kid and his friends to take them to the mall, they aren’t at all impressed by the car (even when you tell them how much horsepower it has) 1:1
You over 50 years old  3:2