A practical car for the whole family:

DAD: You really enjoy watching sports and often reminisce about the days when that “damn knee injury” didn’t aggravate you so much. When you drive you sometimes get lost in your repressed desire to turn the “Hum-Vee” off the road and drive around through the shrubs and maybe run through your neighbor’s yard (whose lawn looks like shit compared to yours this year).
MOM: You rolled your eyes when your husband brought this monstrosity back from the dealership. “Oh Jim is such a guy” you mentioned to your girlfriend over the phone when Jim painstakingly washed it for the first time. However, you do ask often to borrow the H3 when running errands. You feel in control for once. Sitting up high with a big, burly machine surrounding you (that performs at your whim) is sure nice, but you’ll never admit it to Jim.
SON: “Yo! I’m like Lebron freaking James!” You yelled to your friend from the driver’s window when you finally were able to convince your father to lend you the keys and you picked up your friend to go to the gym. You had to yell because you wanted to be heard over the blasting T.I. from the stereo system.