35-years old, no kids, and recently broken up with his girlfriend of six-years, Steven Firovsky of Pasadena, CA decided that he needed to forge a new direction in his life. As a computer programmer, he was having a tough time meeting women and convincing them of his ‘edge.’ Unfortunately, he had no athletic ability or courage to actually be able to surf, hang glide, or mountain bike even though that was what he thought that is what attracted southern California women. So, he decided to lease an Element. He figured that the Element is not necessarily the obvious outdoorsy choice, and is mysterious enough in a “why would anyone actually drive this eyesore” kind of way that would at least draw attention to his wilder side.

Nevertheless, Steven did not fool anyone because the Element was made specifically for nerdy thirty-something guys who are trying to stand out without any warranted merit. Steven remained dateless for the remainder of his lease.