She thought that once you had kids it was necessary to purchase a minivan. In fact, she was kind of looking forward to the maternal feeling of driving around an un-hip vehicle for the sake of her children’s convenience and safety.

What she did not realize was that minivans have become completely outdated and all of her maternity friends have opted with new SUV’s as the best choice for their family. Unfortunately there are 35 more months on the Caravan’s lease, which means that she will have an abnormally long post-partum depression period during which she will also have to endure the ridicule of the other motorists while driving this medieval monstrosity.