The most obvious generalization of a Vette driver is that he/she is compensating for not being well endowed in a particular area of importance…

The less obvious commonality relating the Corvette community are that they are all over 50 years old and drive their 2007 Vettes with the false belief that these cars are still seen as impressive within the muscle-car community, and not just cheap, plastic reincarnations of a past icon.

The two generalities of this Matchbox Car actualization combine to reveal someone who is not necessarily compensating for his small penis, but the equivalent of wanting to show all the other kids on the playground that although he may be the fat kid, he can still “beat you up.”