Party tonic for emo kids:  Because pouring energy drink into your Pabst Blue Ribbon just didn’t taste right.

Yes, even whiney, bitchy emo kids enjoy getting crunked up.  Just like every other subculture of our generation, the best way to get fucked is to combine caffeine with alcohol for maximum potency and “stay up late” potential.  Looking like Peter Parker in Spiderman 3, these “I’m not cheesy enough to be goth, nor am I smart enough to be hipster” will likely look with disdain at your Red Bull/Vodka.  That’s way too mainstream.  Sparks fits their lifestyle better because it’s more “alternative”… and by alternative I mean tastes like shit.

But hey, Sparks is the perfect pre-gaming drink for your average emo party – which largely consists of crying, self-loathing, and cutting oneself.
-Oral B