NEW MATH QUESTION ON THE SAT’s:

An underage girl from Hoboken is able to fake ID her way into Crowbar.  With the first purchase of a Smirnoff Ice begins the race against time and a struggle with chemistry.  How many “totally delish” Smirnoff’s does the big Long Island steroids guy need to buy for so he can take her home for drunk, awkward sex; yet not get her too drunk where she starts puking everywhere and revealing her actual age?  Please show your work.