A) Staten Island Puerto Rican brown-bagging it outside of a 7-11. 
B) Underaged kids from Denver who stole it out of one of their neighbors’ garages. 
C)  Cooler filler of choice for the mullet guy with a boat in Naples, Florida. 
D)  Cowboys in Las Vegas for the Professional Bull Riding finals who order “Coors and Crown” combinations at expensive bars before being shocked at the $20 price (and then reluctantly migrating over to Harrah’s or the Stratosphere). 
E)  Tennessee fraternity boys who feel more like men because they can drink so many more Silver Bullets than other, more-alcoholic beers.


Rednecks at crabhouses in maryland, trying to choose a beer that their wives can drink.
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