Well, let’s see here.  Just checking a demographic study of Salt Lake City would lead anybody to believe that you are: white, married, religious, educated – as well as a decent skier, who doesn’t really listen to jazz, and only gets to see black people when they are running around on the court.  Just watching the crowd shots on TV during a Utah Jazz game would lead anybody to believe that they would rather live in any other city and root for any other team (even losing ones) than be associated with you people.




Most major religions have some concept of hell – a place your soul goes when you die to be punished.  Why the need to die first?  Without offending Mormonism, can you think of a more hellish place than the EnergySolutions Arena?  A place where it is difficult to get a strong beer, meet a slutty girl for a one-night stand, cheer for likable players, maintain a conversation that does not revolve around the Utes…
(Writer’s note:  Do I really need to continue with this obvious analogy, or have you gotten the point yet?  The Jazz suck, the fans are worse.)
-W with the Double View