LINK:  http://slashdot.org

Ok.  So you actually know what that amalgamation of punctuation means.  And you used Prodigy in 1991 and have been slamming AOL since.  And Usenets.  You were all over the usenets and downloading music from IRC and HotLine before that little twat shawn fanning made it cool and rained on your parade.  But links get farked now, or put on Dugg mirror and you're 35 and single and your keyboard's full dandruff, both yours and that of your kitty, Wolverine.  Sure, you still code in your spare time and have those 'friends' in 'Sweden' who have been 'talking' about starting that black hat security firm since you creamed yourself watching Angelina Jolie in Hackers.  Or more likely Matthew Lillard.

Despite all this, you hang on dearly to /. still believing that you're contributing to society instead of just commenting with the thousand of other users just like you reloading and reloading hoping someone turns your witty remark into a thread with a reply.
-Sergej