Nittany Lions Suck man! You hear that? That’s the chide you will hear for the rest of your life assuming that you ever decide to leave the northeastern United States. Don’t worry, as long as you do not advertise the fact that your parents actually spent three times as much on your education, they may never realize it. But who cares anyway? You are so tough now having lived in the blue-collar city of Philadelphia. Oh, you lived in Rittenhouse Square? Well at least you gained urban character and culture (when you’d take the train from the Philadelphia wasteland to visit your friends in New York).