The most shocking aspect of Wisconsin is that there are plenty of people that willingly choose to go here – from out of state no less! Did you stay in the Northeast freshman dorm or the Wisconsin one? Essentially, it is as if you were smart enough to get into your own state’s public university, but your parents have the excess money to fly you home for Thanksgiving break. How any sensible person would freely choose to go the freezing north and atrophy their brain with Miller Lite, cheese, and hideous accents is beyond explanation. On a funnier note, due to this college being in Wisconsin, the “Freshman 15” here is normally seen as a diet.