A place where jet-setting South American families send their children to meet and marry Americans. If you are a Floridian attending Miami it is assumed that you were a either a screw-off in high school, or cared more about drinking and pills than to better yourself. Either way, you better be able to speak Spanish well to get a job.

HOW TO IDENTIFY: The self-conscious, alcoholic girl (fake blonde highlights) who, now doing medical sales in West Palm Beach, easily put on thirty pounds since graduation.