The students at UCLA are the typical "I swear my daddy is such a big deal at his production studio" morons who, with their parent’s credit cards in hand, get pissed that all the Asian international students are setting the curve so high.  Whereas the USC kids enjoy living up to the Los Angeles ignorant stereotypes glorified by MTV's "non-scripted" programs, the UCLA kids are in self-denial over their lack of worth.  Oh no!  What are you doing with that In-N-Out burger?  You better start tanning and doing sit-ups to get ready for the Undie Run!  Oh what, you're already anorexic?  Well, you are definitely not thin enough... so I suggest that you better get in better shape because who knows what producers might be there and discover you!



When she first arrived in Los Angeles for undergrad she felt exotic because no one in her program had met someone from the Midwest before. However, having waited years to finally “get into the scene,” she started to let herself go and eventually became homesick, bulimic, and just another shallow LA girl who tells her family back at home that LA is great “except for the people.”   -J. Cook