The intention is that this is where aristocratic southern families send their children to mingle with the southern social elite and maintain their sense of etiquette and grace. In reality, it’s a rats nest where the average Greek system students make such asses of themselves (and commonly use the please-don’t-assume-that-I-am-smart expression, “y’all”) that it discounts any money poured into the school and only expands Georgia’s stereotype for being completely void of culture.

HOW TO IDENTIFY: Feeling “luckier than a dog in a skeleton closet” that she got the internship at CNN and can commute from home.