Let’s just ignore the education derived entirely from textbooks written by those who, most assuredly, do not have anything to do with the state of North Carolina, the lack of any real alumni network, and the supporting of a basketball program whose success is less appealing to the general public than wrestling Magic Johnson in a kiddie-pool of Gillette’s. Now that we have those thoughts blocked, let’s focus on the Lifetime movie currently occurring on campus, the one that will invariably run through every single interviewers head until you die*. (*Provide you actually leave the research triangle and get a decent job.)