After having worked your ass off in high school, do you really think that people will respect you for spending four years in the middle of nowhere, drinking heavily, bitching about the environment, and questioning your sexuality in the isolated, fraternity-charged wilderness, only to go work as a teacher in a poor area?

HOW TO IDENTIFY: Long-haired, smelly, dirty, vegan – yet wearing more expensive moccasins and using more multi-syllabic words and literary allusions than anyone else at the pro-union labor meeting.