Oh no I’m sure you’re really smart. I know, I know… Grades are not part of the Brown “program.” No, you’re right… I’m sure that you spent a lot of time working on your political science paper or your comparison of Latin studies. No, of course you have worth and didn’t go waste your mind studying trivial crap at Brown. I mean, you came out of the closet right? That has merit and is worth something.

HOW TO IDENTIFY: Volunteering at a fundraiser for the Democratic Party yet feeling that she is somewhat overqualified to be simply handing out brochures.