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October 10, 2007
October 10, 2007
Linkin Park
The mind numbs in remembrance for the late 90s early 00s turgid rhymes of Caucasian males by the last names of Durst and Burzer. We were certain that natural selection would kick in, but Shinoda and Bennington took the form of recessive allele's - manifesting themselves as Filoviruses - promising to infect the auditory canals of you, your children, and your children's children with feces infested bar chords. Formulaic at best, and an epidemic at worst, Linkin Park has proved to be the musical cockroach of our times, never disappearing, always breathing, unfathomably annoying, and continually invoking fear and apathy all over the world. The greatest comedian of our day rightly proclaimed "I want my rock stars dead." For these simpletons a more relevant commentary would state, "I want these pop stars waterboarded, defecated on, and buried in the desert." -Jafar
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AddictingGames.com
Look suspiciously over your shoulder. It's almost lunchtime on Wednesday and your boss still hasn't been by your cubicle yet today. That's strange... so be careful... he may pop on at any moment. You've strategically turned your monitor screen so that someone just "popping in" can't see it easily, even if you look contorted sitting in your chair. No worries, just keep going, you're so close to high score. You don't want some n00b to keep the high score of this biker game... so you will even "work" through your lunchbreak if you have to. MINIMIZE THE SCREEN! SOMEONE'S COMING! Jeez, it's just Kathy from HR going to the copier. You can keep playing. Perhaps its right around this moment (with the high score still a hundred points away) that you realize that you add absolutely zero value to the company.
-Dan-O
AddictingGames.com
Look suspiciously over your shoulder. It's almost lunchtime on Wednesday and your boss still hasn't been by your cubicle yet today. That's strange... so be careful... he may pop on at any moment. You've strategically turned your monitor screen so that someone just "popping in" can't see it easily, even if you look contorted sitting in your chair. No worries, just keep going, you're so close to high score. You don't want some n00b to keep the high score of this biker game... so you will even "work" through your lunchbreak if you have to. MINIMIZE THE SCREEN! SOMEONE'S COMING! Jeez, it's just Kathy from HR going to the copier. You can keep playing. Perhaps its right around this moment (with the high score still a hundred points away) that you realize that you add absolutely zero value to the company.
-Dan-O
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COLLEGES - Georgetown University
MUSIC - Dave Matthews Band
MOVIES - Animal House
CARS - BMW 3 Series
BEERS - Pabst Blue Ribbon
PHONES - iPhone
VEGAS - Mandalay Bay
FOOTBALL - Pittsburgh Steelers
BASKETBALL - Los Angeles Lakers
FASHION BRANDS - Louis Vuitton
FOOTWEAR - Converse Chuck Taylors
RANTS - Whole Foods
WEBSITES - Perez Hilton
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